The Federation of Kunan Thessland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bunniferros Q Fuzzbottom with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 3.283 billion Kunan Thesslandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kunan Thesslandian economy, worth 468 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,787 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kunan Thessland's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kunan Thessland is ranked 284,219^th in the world and 3,984^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -425.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.