The United Realms of Kzdor is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Steward Daphez Mettazek with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 3.357 billion Kzdorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Anor. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kzdorian economy, worth 588 trillion Emeralds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,440 Emeralds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that your missing Roomba has run off to join the circus, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Minas Anor Times is sold out, children are expected to carve their own toys, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kzdor's national animal is the Bao Bao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Great Nut.

Kzdor is ranked 6,572^nd in the world and 4^th in Merciam for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 496.11 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.