The Truely Free Land of Lairomem-Ttenneb is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Consul Agnar Eglītis with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.593 billion Lairomem-Ttennebians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stupstead. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lairomem-Ttennebian economy, worth a remarkable 2,870 trillion Bauks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 146,499 Bauks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 507,814 per year while the poor average 30,854, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lairomem-Ttenneb's national animal is the badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lairomem-Ttenneb is ranked 285,407^th in the world and 210^th in Karma for Safest, scoring 2.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.