The Protectorate of Lamehk is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lorkahn Malus with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 32.209 billion Lamehkens enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaulkhar. The average income tax rate is 75.3%.

The powerhouse Lamehkian economy, worth a remarkable 6,566 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 203,873 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lamehk's national animal is the Manticore, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Silvier Sacerdotium.

Lamehk is ranked 25,795^th in the world and 10^th in Gholgoth for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,012.33 on the Clooney Contribution Index.