The Holy Empire of Landover Baptist Church is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Eddie Haskell with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 15.133 billion Landover Baptist Churchers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Landover Baptist Churchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,425 trillion dawlluhs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,223 dawlluhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public parks are littered with cigarette butts, Landover Baptist Churchian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, the first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landover Baptist Church's national animal is the frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Landover Baptist Church is ranked 4,485^th in the world and 58^th in NationStates for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,740.08 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.