The Community of Las Pinas Manuyo Uno is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 279 million Las Pinas Manuyo Unoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Las Pinas Manuyo Unoan economy, worth 10.8 trillion Batoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 38,780 Batoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, feeling like a winner comes at a price, it is said that a Las Pinas Manuyo Unoan woman's work is never done, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Las Pinas Manuyo Uno's national animal is the Tamaraw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Las Pinas Manuyo Uno is ranked 27,489^th in the world and 9^th in Philippines for Most Beautiful Environments, with 868.91 pounds of wildlife per square mile.