The Holy Lemmon Kingdom of Lemmongrab is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Earl Lemmongrab with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.184 billion Lemmon grabbers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Lemmongrab. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemmongrabian economy, worth a remarkable 6,256 trillion Grabs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 269,861 Grabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, and the country is preparing for war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemmongrab's national animal is the Lemmondog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Globism.

Lemmongrab is ranked 1,965^th in the world and 2^nd in Hartfelden for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8,518.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.