The Kingdom of Leutria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen Dahlia with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.291 billion Illians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Galopiea. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Illian economy, worth a remarkable 3,957 trillion Sarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,529 Sarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age', odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime is totally unknown. Leutria's national animal is the Finch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Leutria is ranked 6,546^th in the world and 7^th in Kantrias for Safest, scoring 127.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.