The United Provinces of LEVI SQAUREPANTS is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Jimmy Dean with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.187 billion Levians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levi City. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LEVI SQAUREPANTSian economy, worth 304 trillion Silvers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,234 Silvers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of President Jimmy Dean's most personal functions, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LEVI SQAUREPANTS's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LEVI SQAUREPANTS is ranked 208,025^th in the world and 4^th in Empire of Liberty for Safest, scoring 38.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.