The Whats a LazCorp of LizeCorp is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 984 million LizeCorpians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong LizeCorpian economy, worth 45.9 trillion Feathers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,666 Feathers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,771 per year while the poor average 2,925, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. LizeCorp's national animal is the Penelope, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

LizeCorp is ranked 171,542^nd in the world and 146^th in Hana Macchia for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.