The Kingdom of Lorafi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King George Williams Wondur with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.405 billion Lorafians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Square. The average income tax rate is 36.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lorafian economy, worth 447 trillion ganrs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,661 ganrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lorafi's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lorafi is ranked 248,594^th in the world and 20^th in Kingdom of Ramility for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.