The Union of Loush Land is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chairman Li Darren with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.534 billion Loushians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobikyu. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Loush Landian economy, worth a remarkable 2,120 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 222,447 Tenalzurias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loush Land's national animal is the Mahontton Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Religion.

Loush Land is ranked 1,453^rd in the world and 1^st in Loush Land for Lowest Crime Rates, with 157.22 law-abiding acts per hour.