The United Dominion of LOVE DOG is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Caesar Jason Scotus Lupus with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.244 billion Dominionites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dominionite economy, worth a remarkable 9,591 trillion Commonwealth Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 306,988 Commonwealth Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, cat memes without alt text are now illegal, the Dominionite military is limping towards victory, and ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LOVE DOG's national animal is the Demonic Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Eternal Light.

LOVE DOG is ranked 254,708^th in the world and 16^th in Gholgoth for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.