The Commonwealth of Lovecraftian New England and East Canada is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Patrick I with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, triple-decker prams, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.202 billion Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augusta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.

The all-consuming local economy, worth 299 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 93,399 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 338,668 per year while the poor average 18,354, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, and highly paid government contractors are found coughing up furballs in alleyways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovecraftian New England and East Canada's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Lovecraftian New England and East Canada is ranked 206,178^th in the world and 80^th in Eientei Gensokyo for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.