The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Nogoodnik with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.352 billion Lower Slobbovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slivovitz. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Slobbovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,960 trillion Plastic Rasbuckniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 266,654 Plastic Rasbuckniks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Slobbovia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Equity Amongst the Masses.

Lower Slobbovia is ranked 83,536^th in the world and 11^th in The Embassy for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,630.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.