The Prosperous Commercial Empire of Loyale is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexandre Augustus with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.738 billion Loyaleans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corazon. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loyalean economy, worth a remarkable 3,204 trillion Helios a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 203,600 Helios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Loyale to be bombproof, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and one can wake up in Loyale and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown. Loyale's national animal is the Sapphire Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Love and Prosperity.

Loyale is ranked 3,675^th in the world and 23^rd in Gay for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 22,228.75 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.