Population | 1.603 billion |
Capital | Portland |
Leader | Lisa |
Faith | Wicca |
Currency | coin |
Animal | cow |
The Rogue of LSN10 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lisa with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 1.603 billion LSN10ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient LSN10ian economy, worth 219 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,875 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN10's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.
LSN10 is ranked 46,433rd in the world and 16th in Communist Allied Defense Organization for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,636.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : LSN10 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Developed, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in LSN10, saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay.
- : Following new legislation in LSN10, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in LSN10, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : LSN10 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in LSN10, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in LSN10, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto LSN10ian beaches.
- : Following new legislation in LSN10, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
- : Following new legislation in LSN10, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
- : LSN10 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.