Population | 1.631 billion |
Capital | Portland |
Leader | Lisa |
Faith | Wicca |
Currency | coin |
Animal | cow |
The Rogue Nation of LSN43 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lisa with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 1.631 billion LSN43ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient LSN43ian economy, worth 205 trillion coins a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,876 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN43's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wicca.
LSN43 is ranked 70,838th in the world and 26th in Communist Allied Defense Organization for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,063.72 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : LSN43 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in LSN43, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Following new legislation in LSN43, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
- : Following new legislation in LSN43, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo.
- : Following new legislation in LSN43, trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes.
- : Following new legislation in LSN43, voting is voluntary.
- : LSN43 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in LSN43, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris.
- : Following new legislation in LSN43, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
- : LSN43 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.