The Pink Confederation of Luqitiq is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Shinsa Cinnabar with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.85 billion Luqiti hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onohama Shores. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Luqiti economy, worth 200 trillion Bouqets of Flowers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,559 Bouqets of Flowers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luqitiq's national animal is the Carabao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Luqitiq is ranked 35,305^th in the world and 34^th in Philosophers for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,721.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.