The Banana Republic of Mackiland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Vasuka aka the second most egoist person with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.431 billion Mackilandlebi are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mackital City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mackilandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion Leaves a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 178,235 Leaves, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 861,973 per year while the poor average 21,380, a ratio of 40.3 to 1.

Bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, and rural children are told reading's important (for other people). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mackiland's national animal is the Banana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Macknosticism.

Mackiland is ranked 13,109^th in the world and 2^nd in Mackiland for Most Cultured, scoring 107 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.