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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 157thMost Advanced Public Transport: 356thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 586th
The Casual State of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Deye mon gen mon
The Mighty Powerful Makiman
Influence
Power
WA Delegate / Senior Hippie
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Makiland

Population24.369 billion

CapitalBlueberrymuffintop City
LeaderThe Mighty Powerful Makiman

CurrencyBlueberry Jam Jar
AnimalDog

The Casual State of Makiland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Mighty Powerful Makiman with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 24.369 billion Makilandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blueberrymuffintop City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Makilandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,010 trillion Blueberry Jam Jars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 164,560 Blueberry Jam Jars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makiland's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Makiland is ranked 291,141st in the world and 51st in Hippy Haven for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -63.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 157thMost Advanced Public Transport: 356thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 586thLargest Welfare Programs: 590thMost Advanced Public Education: 610thMost Pacifist: 1,102ndSafest: 1,240thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,280thMost Developed: 1,296thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,347thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,437thBest Weather: 1,550thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,737thMost Stationary: 1,892ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,892ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,900thLargest Governments: 2,052ndMost Cultured: 2,352ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,369thMost Influential: 2,378thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,405thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,502ndNicest Citizens: 2,623rdHighest Food Quality: 2,688thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,184thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,509thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,083rdHighest Economic Output: 4,818thMost Inclusive: 5,247thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,239thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,619thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,797thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,050thLargest Populations: 9,036thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,535thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,088thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,510thHighest Average Incomes: 17,897thMost Secular: 17,911thMost Income Equality: 21,087thMost Efficient Economies: 21,713th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Makiland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Following new legislation in Makiland, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.
  • : Makiland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
  • : Following new legislation in Makiland, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Makiland, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Makiland, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
  • : Following new legislation in Makiland, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Makiland endorsed The Gibson Flying V of Jimi Hendrix.
  • : Makiland was endorsed by The Gibson Flying V of Jimi Hendrix.
  • : Makiland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Stationary, Highest Food Quality, and Most Developed.

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