Population | 14.137 billion |
Capital | Horsonopile |
Leader | Hazel-Malphe |
Faith | Cult of the Horned Rat |
Currency | Nondescript Coin |
Animal | Desert Woodrat |
The Rodentine Seer of Malphe II is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hazel-Malphe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.137 billion Malphaes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Education, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Malphaen economy, worth 964 trillion Nondescript Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 68,226 Nondescript Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and Desert Woodrat is one of the most popular forenames in Malphe II. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Horned Rat.
Malphe II is ranked 238,024th in the world and 8,736th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Malphe II was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential, Most Stationary, and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality and Most Inclusive.
- : Malphe II lodged a message on the Osiris Regional Message Board.
- : Malphe II lodged a message on the Osiris Regional Message Board.
- : Malphe II agreed to construct embassies between Osiris and Cudreobar.
- : Malphe II rejected a request from The Smelly Fart for an embassy with Osiris.
- : Malphe II rejected a request from The beforelife for an embassy with Osiris.
- : Malphe II rejected a request from Cardboard Box for an embassy with Osiris.
- : Malphe II resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Malphe II was endorsed by The Psychonautcropolis of Negamegedon.
- : Malphe II was endorsed by The JOIN SEKHMET TODAY of Notanam.