The Free Land of Maya the Cat Warden is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.046 billion Maya the Cat Wardenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The thriving Maya the Cat Wardenian economy, worth 201 trillion Cats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 49,844 Cats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 176,432 per year while the poor average 10,167, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Maya the Cat Warden's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Maya the Cat Warden is ranked 218,885^th in the world and 3,909^th in Artificial Solar System for Safest, scoring 27.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.