The Empire of Archinia of McNernia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PM Daonn Fiain with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 27.414 billion Archinians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathcride. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient McNernian economy, worth an astonishing 11,088 trillion Coroins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 404,469 Coroins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, military spending is on the increase, and only the richest get to see out of their windows. Crime is totally unknown. McNernia's national animal is the Wolfhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goidelenesian Synod Roman Catholicism.

McNernia is ranked 21,310^th in the world and 19^th in Greater Dienstad for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,133.5 on the Clooney Contribution Index.