The Heavy Weapons Guy of Meet the Heavy is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The devout population of 1.625 billion Meet the Heavyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Meet the Heavyian economy, worth 109 trillion sandviches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,661 sandviches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meet the Heavy's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Meet the Heavy is ranked 210,878^th in the world and 2^nd in Londinium for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.