The Sultanate of Menira is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Izemrasen Ameziane with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.419 billion Menirans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zingér. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Meniran economy, worth 813 trillion Dirhams a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,164 Dirhams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A passport is literally priceless, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Menira, the Meniran Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menira's national animal is the Peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Menira is ranked 286,149^th in the world and 4,031^st in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -463.53 on the Scary Big Number Scale.