The Empire of Mexticano is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 18 million Mexticanoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.0%.

The strong Mexticanoan economy, worth 1.06 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 59,142 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

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Mexticano is ranked 12,013^th in the world and 13^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Primitive, scoring 91.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.