Population | 43.82 billion |
Capital | Birdland |
Leader | MaMa Goose |
Currency | nest egg |
Animal | goose |
The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by MaMa Goose with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 43.82 billion Geese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birdland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.
The large but sluggish Migrating Geesean economy, worth 851 trillion nest eggs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 19,428 nest eggs, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Migrating Geese's national animal is the goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Migrating Geese is ranked 49,262nd in the world and 1st in United Federation of Free Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.38 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Migrating Geese's influence in United Federation of Free Nations rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Migrating Geese suppressed a post on the Travelling Region Regional Message Board.
- : Migrating Geese suppressed a post on the Travelling Region Regional Message Board.
- : Migrating Geese lodged a message on the United Federation of Free Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Migrating Geese relocated from United Federation of Nations to United Federation of Free Nations.
- : Migrating Geese relocated from United Federation of Peace and Freedom to United Federation of Nations.
- : Migrating Geese relocated from United Federation of States to United Federation of Peace and Freedom.
- : Migrating Geese relocated from United Femboy and Tomboy Enjoyers to United Federation of States.
- : Migrating Geese relocated from United Feminist to United Femboy and Tomboy Enjoyers.
- : Migrating Geese relocated from United Fruits Republics to United Feminist.