The Federation of Militant Indoctrinating Teachers is a massive, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.67 billion Militant Indoctrinating Teachersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Militant Indoctrinating Teachersian economy, worth 41.8 trillion Diplomas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 15,650 Diplomas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, and international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Militant Indoctrinating Teachers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Militant Indoctrinating Teachers's national animal is the Bookworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Militant Indoctrinating Teachers is ranked 144,994^th in the world and 13^th in Hurricane 12 for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,294.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.