The Nati's Eternal Forces of Miller Lite and Regret is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Natalie Lite with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.667 billion Kyrri enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miami. The average income tax rate is 34.6%.

The all-consuming Kyrriki economy, worth 713 trillion Floridian Pence a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 107,031 Floridian Pence, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nose plugs are the latest Kyrriki fashion accessory, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miller Lite and Regret's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Floridian Pagan.

Miller Lite and Regret is ranked 254,678^th in the world and 29^th in Hartfelden for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.