The Dictatorship of Minalomd is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-working population of 8.529 billion Minalomdians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.0%.

The Minalomdian economy, worth 409 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 47,960 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Minalomd's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Minalomd is ranked 181,854^th in the world and 104^th in Philippines for Most Beautiful Environments, with 490.3 pounds of wildlife per square mile.