The Technocratic Directorate of Moisus is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Flavius Erion with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.405 billion Moisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moisen. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moisian economy, worth 667 trillion Mois a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,554 Mois, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moisus's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Moisus is ranked 254,187^th in the world and 4,439^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 44.35 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.