The Commonwealth of Morrdh is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Banrígh Lothwyn Boudica Cathmore II with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and strictly enforced bedtime. The quiet, industrious population of 34.975 billion Morridanes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mórrdun. The average income tax rate is 57.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Morridane economy, worth a remarkable 1,798 trillion Morridane Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,436 Morridane Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, nations that kill a Morridane can expect a strongly worded letter, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and many friends and relatives of Banrígh Lothwyn Boudica Cathmore II have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morrdh's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of Ezra.

Morrdh is ranked 225,698^th in the world and 53^rd in Greater Dienstad for Most Primitive, scoring -102.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.