The Chaotic Evil Dominion of Mournivalia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kranos the Ascended with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.55 billion Mournivalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irrenhaus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.6%.

The powerhouse Mournivalian economy, worth a remarkable 3,473 trillion Flaxens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 169,009 Flaxens, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

People's charity begins and ends at home, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, and children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mournivalia's national animal is the Quasit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chaos Undivided.

Mournivalia is ranked 15,900^th in the world and 1^st in Glass Gallows for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,991.51 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.