The Republic of Mtwara is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Liberal Party with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.002 billion Mtwarans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandari. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mtwaran economy, worth a remarkable 3,287 trillion denarii a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,515 denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting the best Mtwaran restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from the Liberal Party's throne, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mtwara's national animal is the african elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mtwara is ranked 289,410^th in the world and 4,102^nd in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -623.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.