The Queendom of My Sarie is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sarie with an even hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning lion population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.058 billion My Sarieans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johannesburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.3%.

The thriving My Sariean economy, worth a remarkable 1,036 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 49,216 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 174,210 per year while the poor average 10,039, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed, Sarism has been named as My Sarie's national religion, My Sarie has designated Johannesburg as its capital city, and Sarie has just been declared ruler of My Sarie in an international press conference. Crime is a problem. My Sarie's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sarism.

My Sarie is ranked 24,787^th in the world and 1^st in Laz Inc for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,037.23 on the Clooney Contribution Index.