The Socialist Powerhouse of Name 0 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Paige Haighcup with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.807 billion Name 0ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Administration and Industry are also considered important, while Education and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fikbucho. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Name 0ian economy, worth 544 trillion Yeras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,836 Yeras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, children are raised bilingual from an early age, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, and the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Name 0's national animal is the Sagoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Socialism.

Name 0 is ranked 292,389^th in the world and 1,259^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 7.04 law-abiding acts per hour.