The Exquisite Autocratic Island of Namoon is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by NdC with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.487 billion Noonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peanut Noodle Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Noonian economy, worth 207 trillion Nutzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,835 Nutzes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 784,812 per year while the poor average 12,337, a ratio of 63.6 to 1.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, Namoon's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namoon's national animal is the King Ramen Cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Renoosm.

Namoon is ranked 114,753^rd in the world and 11^th in The Planet Renooth for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,805.23 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.