The Dominion of Napnomadia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alyx Austin with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.814 billion Nomadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juniper. The average income tax rate is 7.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nomadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,204 trillion Nors a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 186,561 Nors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Napnomadia's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Napnomadia is ranked 10,848^th in the world and 1^st in The Coalition of Card Buddies for Most Patriotic, with 61.88 flags saluted per person per day.