The Most Serene Queendom of Nashezbaernon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Veldrina I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.431 billion Nashezbaernonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telegraph City. The average income tax rate is 38.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nashezbaernonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,948 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 262,194 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, visiting the best Nashezbaernonian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Nashezbaernon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nashezbaernon's national animal is the Ursa oskius, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Nashezbaernon is ranked 206,354^th in the world and 7,814^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.46 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.