The Great Socialist Utopia of Neu Terra is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by T with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.536 billion Neu Terrans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Et ex Urbe Terra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Neu Terran economy, worth a remarkable 5,743 trillion Gelds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 294,000 Gelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and the Neu Terran Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neu Terra's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neu Terra is ranked 292,086^th in the world and 35^th in USSD for Most Primitive, scoring -900.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.