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Nudest: 2,465thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,014thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,404th
The Realm of
Iron Fist Consumerists
上からの死!
Shogun Meira
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Neuentopiansk

Population3.866 billion

CapitalSato
LeaderShogun Meira
FaithShintoism

Currencymon
AnimalNobusuma

The Realm of Neuentopiansk is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Shogun Meira with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.866 billion Gensokyoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sato. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The strong local economy, worth 310 trillion mons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,394 mons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 241,906 per year while the poor average 20,843, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, the blind lead the blind in social welfare, and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuentopiansk's national animal is the Nobusuma, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shintoism.

Neuentopiansk is ranked 7,014th in the world and 5th in Eientei Gensokyo for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 9,677.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Nudest: 2,465thTop
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 7,014thTop
10%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,404thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,070thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,953rdMost Secular: 22,059thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,042nd
Top
5%
Nudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neuentopiansk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens and Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuentopiansk, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuentopiansk, the blind lead the blind in social welfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuentopiansk, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuentopiansk, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuentopiansk, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuentopiansk, the dartboard at the local Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Shogun Meira's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuentopiansk, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuentopiansk, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuentopiansk, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds.

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