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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,407thLargest Black Market: 8,474thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,760th
The Armed Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Motherland is Valour
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Neuna

Population15.286 billion

LeaderBrigadier Rita Page

CurrencyIsk
Animalviper

The Armed Republic of Neuna is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Brigadier Rita Page with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.286 billion Neunans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Neunan economy, worth a remarkable 1,349 trillion Isks a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,254 Isks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day's an auto-de-fé day, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuna's national animal is the viper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Neuna is ranked 107,750th in the world and 5th in Odrya for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,051.53 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,407thLargest Black Market: 8,474thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,760thLargest Retail Industry: 10,113thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 15,997thHighest Economic Output: 20,784thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,991stMost Cultured: 25,642ndLargest Populations: 26,103rdMost Advanced Public Education: 26,739thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,249th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neuna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Black Market, and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuna, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuna, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuna, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuna, every day's an auto-de-fé day.
  • : Neuna was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Neuna, Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuna, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuna, no one gossips with Brigadier Rita Page during diplomatic summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuna, lavish state dinners in Neuna City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.

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