The Dominion of New Beulah Land is a small, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 23 million New Beulah Landians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.5%.

The very strong New Beulah Landian economy, worth 1.42 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 61,608 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,035 per year while the poor average 13,997, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, Jennifer Government is banned, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. New Beulah Land's national animal is the gator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Beulah Land is ranked 211,377^th in the world and 19^th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 807.62 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.