The Fledgling Empire of New Dragon Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Paragon Darktooth with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.572 billion Dragon Republicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Ultimatum. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dragon Republician economy, worth a remarkable 1,544 trillion Gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,184 Gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Dragon Republician officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, private law firms are unheard of, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Dragon Republic's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dragon.

New Dragon Republic is ranked 287,072^nd in the world and 4,049^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -501.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.