The Federal Republic of New Grenada is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Francisco Velez Díaz with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.234 billion New Granadans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Fe District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The thriving New Granadan economy, worth 209 trillion Colombian Escudoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 64,787 Colombian Escudoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 365,578 per year while the poor average 5,647, a ratio of 64.7 to 1.

New Grenada has designated Santa Fe District as its capital city, Francisco Velez Díaz has just been declared ruler of New Grenada in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Grenada's national animal is the Andean Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Christianity.

New Grenada is ranked 212,877^th in the world and 10^th in Organization of United Sovereign States for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 804.32 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.