The Socialist City-State of New Prague Workers Republic is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The People's Forum with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.157 billion New Prague Workers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Znovo Praha. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Praguer economy, worth a remarkable 2,927 trillion Prague Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 152,833 Prague Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Prague Workers Republic's national animal is the Felis Sabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Prague Workers Republic is ranked 1,977^th in the world and 20^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,710.42 pounds of wildlife per square mile.