The Most Fragile Queendom of New Unicornia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Platinum with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.672 billion New Unicornians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ainrocinu Wen. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient New Unicornian economy, worth 236 trillion bits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,775 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, New Unicornian actors literally work from cradle to grave, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Unicornia's national animal is the Clover the Clever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Raritian.

New Unicornia is ranked 57,346^th in the world and 2^nd in Himalia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,831.96 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.