The Kingdom of Norengland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alexander's NSC Policy with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.636 billion Nori enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslia. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nori economy, worth a remarkable 4,396 trillion Imperial Crowns a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,063 Imperial Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, foreign workers are flooding in as Imperial Crowns flood out, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and they say that Nori made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norengland's national animal is the Vermo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Norengland is ranked 2,035^th in the world and 1^st in The Commonwealth of Crowns for Safest, scoring 147.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.