The Nomadic Peoples of North Fakita is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Madam with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 10.582 billion North Fakitans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aloe. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient North Fakitan economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion Drugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,644 Drugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, a passport is literally priceless, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Fakita's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

North Fakita is ranked 285,901^st in the world and 10,932^nd in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.55 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.